1) In the Big Rock Candy Mountains There's a land that's fair and bright,
2) In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, All the cops have wooden legs,
3) In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, You never change your socks,
4) In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, The jails are made of tin,
1) Where the handouts grow on bushes And you sleep out every night,
2) And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs.
3) And little streams of alkyhol Come trickling down the rocks.
4) And you can bust right out again, As soon as they put you in.
1) Where the boxcars are all empty, And the sun shines every day
2) The farmer's trees are full of fruit And the barns are full of hay.
3) The shacks all have to tip their hats And the railroad bulls are blind,
4) There ain't no shorthandled shovels No axes, saws or picks-
1) Over the birds and the bees And the cigarette
trees, The rock rye springs Where the whang doodle sings
2) O I'm bound to go, where there ain't no snow, Where the sleet don't fall and the wind don't blow
3) There's a lake of stew and whiskey, too, And you can paddle all around in a big canoe
4) I'm a-going to stay, where you sleep all day Where they boiled in oil the inventor of toil